What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 01:40

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.